Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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