So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize
