I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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