It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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