It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My balls are so social today.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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