ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
i out mim tonsoeep
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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