I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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