Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
