Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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