Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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