would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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