New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
