Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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