He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I still have a little drunk in my system
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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