hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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