Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is it because I queefed?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
