Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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