i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
