i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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