I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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