Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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