I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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