I cockslap morals
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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