He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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