I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
