whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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