Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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