Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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