eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I need a beard to bite.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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