i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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