Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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