Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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