all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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