I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm always down for nudity.
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