i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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