i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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