Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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