he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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