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Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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