plz talk dirty to me
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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