So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This baby is an asshole
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
