Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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