I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just want to make out with him forever
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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