READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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