were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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