I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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