So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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