Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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