The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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