We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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