question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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